Two of my favorite quotes:
"Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments." --- Isaac Asimov
"Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well, maybe once." --- Isaac Asimov
I may have posted these before. If so, well, no harm done - it was about time to put them up again.