Okay, okay, but I'm reading St. Peter's Fair, I took the book with me to my oddball dinner, and this thought occurred to me en route.
Moving along ... probably the oddest combination of elements I got this week was this:
ARCHETYPE: The Backstabber (Villain, Female) - she's the opposite of the Father's Daughter, a strong but cold female figure who considers herself "one of the boys."
PLOT POINT: (X), a burglar, breaks into a research laboratory
ELEMENTS: Bird, Long-Lost