Monday, January 22, 2007

Sassy Statements

Courtesy of my page-a-day calendar:

"I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?" -- Maria Bamford

"When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I am slipping." -- Maria Callas

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