"The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is." -- Nadine Gordimer
"My mother said, 'You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.' I said, 'Just wait."" -- Judy Tenuta
And in honor of the Stargates being back in season, a bit of SG-Atlantis snark:
Maj. John Sheppard: How's it coming, Rodney?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.